29 7 / 2014

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

(via ugly)

29 7 / 2014

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow, via ugly)

29 7 / 2014

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

(via pizza)

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

(via pizza)

29 7 / 2014

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

(via thechrissmas)

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

gayboyfriencl:

When you wear a new outfit to school

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(via itisanartform)

27 7 / 2014

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

(via pizza)

27 7 / 2014

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